Betty Botter bought some butter.
“But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter;
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter;
But a bit of better butter
Will but make my batter better.”
So she bought a bit of butter
Better than the bitter butter,
And made her bitter batter better.
So it was better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could and would chuck wood?
He’d chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.