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Antic Hay
Aldous Huxley
1923Huxley's postwar London satire, prepared chapter by chapter from Project Gutenberg plaintext.
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Chapter 9 — CHAPTER IX Central question What does the wig add to Gumbril’s transformation? Main argument The wig completes Gumbril’s fantasy of becoming a more decisive, less timid person. He sees himself remade,...
he called after the retreating pink
kimono. “It’s rather absurd. But how can I write? I don’t know your
name. I can’t just address it ‘Rosie’”
The great lady laughed delightedly. This had the real _capriccio_
flavour. “Wait,” she said, and she ran into the sitting-room. She was
back again in a moment with an oblong of pasteboard. “There,” she said,
and dropped it into his great-coat pocket. Then blowing a kiss she was
gone.
The Complete Man closed the door and descended the stairs. Well, well,
he said to himself; well, well. He put his hand in his coat pocket and
took out the card. In the dim light of the staircase he read the name on
it with some difficulty. Mrs. James—but no, but no. He read again,
straining his eyes; there was no question of it. Mrs. James Shearwater.
Mrs. James Shearwater.
That was why he had vaguely known the name of Bloxam Gardens.
Mrs. James Shear——. Step after step he descended, ponderously. “Good
Lord,” he said out loud. “Good Lord.”
But why had he never seen her? Why did Shearwater never produce her? Now
he came to think of it, he hardly ever spoke of her.
Why had she said the flat wasn’t theirs? It was; he had heard Shearwater
talk about it.
Did she make a habit of this sort of thing!
Could Shearwater be wholly unaware of what she was really like? But, for
that matter, what _was_ she really like?
He was half-way down the last flight, when with a rattle and a squeak of
hinges the door of the house, which was only separated by a short lobby
from the foot of the stairs, opened, revealing, on the doorstep,
Shearwater and a friend, eagerly talking.
“... I take my rabbit,” the friend was saying—he was a young man with
dark, protruding eyes, and staring, doggy nostrils; very eager, lively
and loud. “I take my rabbit and I inject into it the solution of eyes,
pulped eyes of another dead rabbit. You see?”
Gumbril’s first instinct was to rush up the stairs and hide in the first
likely-looking corner. But he pulled himself together at once. He was a
Complete Man, and Complete Men do not hide; moreover, he was
sufficiently disguised to be quite unrecognizable. He stood where he
was, and listened to the conversation.
“The rabbit,” continued the young man, and with his bright eyes and
staring, sniffing nose, he looked like a poacher’s terrier ready to go
barking after the first white tail that passed his way; “the rabbit
naturally develops the appropriate resistance, develops a specific
anti-eye to protect itself. I then take some of its anti-eye serum and
inject it into my female rabbit; I then immediately breed from her.” He
paused.
“Well?” asked Shearwater, in his slow, ponderous way. He lifted his
great round head inquiringly and looked at the doggy young man from
under his bushy eyebrows.
The doggy young man smiled triumphantly. “The young ones,” he said,
emphasizing his words by striking his right fist against the extended
palm of his left hand, “the young ones are born with defective sight.”
Thoughtfully Shearwater pulled at his formidable moustache. “H’m,” he
said slowly. “Very remarkable.”
“You realize the full significance of it?” asked the young man. “We seem
to be effecting the germ-plasm directly. We have found a way of making
acquired characteristics....”
“Pardon me,” said Gumbril. He had decided that it was time to be gone.
He ran down the stairs and across the tiled hall, he pushed his way
firmly but politely between the talkers.
“... heritable,” continued the young man, imperturbably eager, speaking
through and over and round the obstacle.
“Damn!” said Shearwater. The Complete Man had trodden on his toe.
“Sorry,” he added, absent-mindedly apologizing for the injury he had
received.
Gumbril hurried off along the street. “If we really have found out a
technique for influencing the germ-plasm directly ...” he heard the
doggy young man saying; but he was already too far away to catch the
rest of the sentence. There are many ways, he reflected, of spending an
afternoon.
The doggy young man refused to come in, he had to get in his game of
tennis before dinner. Shearwater climbed the stairs alone. He was taking
off his hat in the little hall of his own apartment, when Rosie came out
of the sitting-room with a trayful of tea-things.
“Well?” he asked, kissing her affectionately on the forehead. “Well?
People to tea?”
“Only one,” Rosie replied. “I’ll go and make you a fresh cup.”
She glided off, rustling in her pink kimono towards the kitchen.
Shearwater sat down in the sitting-room. He had brought home with him
from the library the fifteenth volume of the _Biochemical Journal_.
There was something in it he wanted to look up. He turned over the
pages. Ah, here it was. He began reading. Rosie came back again.
“Here’s your tea,” she said.
He thanked her without looking up. The tea grew cold on the little table
at his side.
Lying on the sofa, Rosie pondered and remembered. Had the events of the
afternoon, she asked herself, really happened? They seemed very
improbable and remote, now, in this studious silence. She couldn’t help
feeling a little disappointed. Was it only this? So simple and obvious?
She tried to work herself up into a more exalted mood. She even tried to
feel guilty; but there she failed completely. She tried to feel
rapturous; but without much more success. Still, he certainly had been a
most extraordinary man. Such impudence, and at the same time such
delicacy and tact.
It was a pity she couldn’t afford to change the furniture. She saw now
that it wouldn’t do at all. She would go and tell Aunt Aggie about the
dreadful middle-classness of her Art and Craftiness.
She ought to have an Empire _chaise longue_. Like Madame Récamier. She
could see herself lying there, dispensing tea. “Like a delicious pink
snake.” He had called her that.
Well, really, now she came to think of it all again, it had been too
queer, too queer.
“What’s a hedonist?” she suddenly asked.
Shearwater looked up from the _Journal of Biochemistry_. “What?” he
said.
“A hedonist.”
“A man who holds that the end of life is pleasure.”
A ‘conscientious hedonist’—ah, that was good.
“This tea is cold,” Shearwater remarked.
“You should have drunk it before,” she said. The silence renewed and
prolonged itself.
Rosie was getting much better, Shearwater reflected, as he washed his
hands before supper, about not interrupting him when he was busy. This
evening she had really not disturbed him at all, or at most only once,
and that not seriously. There had been times in the past when the child
had really made life almost impossible. There were those months at the
beginning of their married life, when she had thought she would like to
study physiology herself and be a help to him. He remembered the hours
he had spent trying to teach her elementary facts about the chromosomes.
It had been a great relief when she abandoned the attempt. He had
suggested she should go in for stencilling patterns on Government linen.
Such pretty curtains and things one could make like that. But she hadn’t
taken very kindly to the idea. There had followed a long period when she
seemed to have nothing to do but prevent him from doing anything.
Ringing him up at the laboratory, invading his study, sitting on his
knee, or throwing her arms round his neck, or pulling his hair, or
asking ridiculous questions when he was trying to work.
Shearwater flattered himself that he had been extremely patient. He had
never got cross. He had just gone on as though she weren’t there. As
though she weren’t there.
“Hurry up,” he heard her calling. “The soup’s getting cold.”
“Coming,” he shouted back, and began to dry his large, blunt hands.
She seemed to have been improving lately. And to-night, to-night she had
been a model of non-existence.
He came striding heavily into the dining-room. Rosie was sitting at the
head of the table, ladling out the soup. With her left hand she held
back the flowing pink sleeve of her kimono so that it should not trail
in the plates or the tureen. Her bare arm showed white and pearly
through the steam of lentils.
How pretty she was! He could not resist the temptation, but coming up
behind her bent down and kissed her, rather clumsily, on the back of her
neck.
Rosie drew away from him. “Really, Jim,” she said, disapprovingly. “At
meal-times!” The fastidious lady had to draw the line at these
ill-timed, tumbling familiarities.
“And what about work-times?” Shearwater asked laughing. “Still, you were
wonderful this evening, Rosie, quite wonderful.” He sat down and began
eating his soup. “Not a sound all the time I was reading; or, at any
rate, only one sound, so far as I remember.”
The great lady said nothing, but only smiled—a little contemptuously and
with a touch of pity. She pushed away the plate of soup unfinished and
planted her elbows on the table. Slipping her hands under the sleeves of
her kimono, she began, lightly, delicately, with the tips of her
fingers, to caress her own arms.
How smooth they were, how soft and warm and how secret under the
sleeves. And all her body was as smooth and warm, was as soft and
secret, still more secret beneath the pink folds. Like a warm serpent
hidden away, secretly, secretly.