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Antic Hay
Aldous Huxley
1923Huxley's postwar London satire, prepared chapter by chapter from Project Gutenberg plaintext.
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Chapter 3 — CHAPTER III Central question How does the book introduce Bojanus and the world of commerce? Main argument Gumbril visits the bootmaker and encounters a world where practical craft and social pretension...
try. Black roses, blue roses—’oo knows, Mr.
Gumbril, ’oo knows?”
“Who indeed?” Gumbril looked at his watch. “About those trousers ...” he
added.
“Those garments,” corrected Mr. Bojanus. “Ah, yes. Should we say next
Tuesday?”
“Let us say next Tuesday.” Gumbril opened the shop door. “Good morning,
Mr. Bojanus.”
Mr. Bojanus bowed him out, as though he had been a prince of the blood.
The sun was shining and at the end of the street between the houses the
sky was blue. Gauzily the distances faded to a soft rich indistinctness;
there were veils of golden muslin thickening down the length of every
vista. On the trees in the Hanover Square gardens the young leaves were
still so green that they seemed to be alight, green fire, and the sooty
trunks looked blacker and dirtier than ever. It would have been a
pleasant and apposite thing if a cuckoo had started calling. But though
the cuckoo was silent it was a happy day. A day, Gumbril reflected, as
he strolled idly along, to be in love.
From the world of tailors Gumbril passed into that of the artificial
pearl merchants and with a still keener appreciation of the amorous
qualities of this clear spring day, he began a leisured march along the
perfumed pavements of Bond Street. He thought with a profound
satisfaction of those sixty-three papers on the Risorgimento. How
pleasant it was to waste time! And Bond Street offered so many
opportunities for wasting it agreeably. He trotted round the Spring
Exhibition at the Grosvenor and came out, a little regretting, he had to
confess, his eighteen pence for admission. After that, he pretended that
he wanted to buy a grand piano. When he had finished practising his
favourite passages on the magnificent instrument to which they
obsequiously introduced him, he looked in for a few moments at
Sotheby’s, sniffed among the ancient books and strolled on again,
admiring the cigars, the lucid scent-bottles, the socks, the old
masters, the emerald necklaces, everything, in fact, in all the shops he
passed.
‘Forthcoming Exhibition of Works by Casimir Lypiatt.’ The announcement
caught his eye. And so poor old Lypiatt was on the warpath again, he
reflected, as he pushed open the doors of the Albemarle Galleries. Poor
old Lypiatt! Dear old Lypiatt, even. He liked Lypiatt. Though he had his
defects. It would be fun to see him again.
Gumbril found himself in the midst of a dismal collection of etchings.
He passed them in review, wondering why it was that, in these hard days
when no painter can sell a picture, almost any dull fool who can scratch
a conventional etcher’s view of two boats, a suggested cloud and the
flat sea should be able to get rid of his prints by the dozen and at
guineas apiece. He was interrupted in his speculations by the approach
of the assistant in charge of the gallery. He came up shyly and
uncomfortably, but with the conscientious determination of one ambitious
to do his duty and make good. He was a very young man with pale hair, to
which heavy oiling had given a curious greyish colour, and a face of
such childish contour and so imberb that he looked like a little boy
playing at grown-ups. He had only been at this job a few weeks and he
found it very difficult.
“This,” he remarked, with a little introductory cough, pointing to one
view of the two boats and the flat sea, “is an earlier state than this.”
And he pointed to another view, where the boats were still two and the
sea seemed just as flat—though possibly, on a closer inspection, it
might really have been flatter.
“Indeed,” said Gumbril.
The assistant was rather pained by his coldness. He blushed; but
constrained himself to go on. “Some excellent judges,” he said, “prefer
the earlier state, though it is less highly finished.”
“Ah?”
“Beautiful atmosphere, isn’t it?” The assistant put his head on one side
and pursed his childish lips appreciatively.
Gumbril nodded.
With desperation, the assistant indicated the shadowed rump of one of
the boats. “A wonderful feeling in this passage,” he said, redder than
ever.
“Very intense,” said Gumbril.
The assistant smiled at him gratefully. “That’s the word,” he said,
delighted. “Intense. That’s it. Very intense.” He repeated the word
several times as though to make sure of remembering it when the occasion
next presented itself. He was determined to make good.
“I see Mr. Lypiatt is to have a show here soon,” remarked Gumbril, who
had had enough of the boats.
“He is making the final arrangements with Mr. Albemarle at this very
moment,” said the assistant triumphantly, with the air of one who
produces, at the dramatic and critical moment, a rabbit out of the empty
hat.
“You don’t say so?” Gumbril was duly impressed. “Then I’ll wait till he
comes out,” he said, and sat down with his back to the boats.
The assistant returned to his desk and picked up the gold-belted
fountain pen which his Aunt had given him when he first went into
business, last Christmas. “Very intense,” he wrote in capitals on a
half-sheet of notepaper. “The feeling in this passage is very intense.”
He studied the paper for a few moments, then folded it up carefully and
put it away in his waistcoat pocket. “Always make a note of it.” That
was one of the business mottoes he had himself written out so
laboriously in Indian ink and old English lettering. It hung over his
bed between “The Lord is my Shepherd,” which his mother had given him,
and a quotation from Dr. Frank Crane, “A smiling face sells more goods
than a clever tongue.” Still, a clever tongue, the young assistant had
often reflected, was a very useful thing, especially in this job. He
wondered whether one could say that the composition of a picture was
very intense. Mr. Albemarle was very keen on the composition, he
noticed. But perhaps it was better to stick to plain ‘fine,’ which was a
little commonplace, perhaps, but very safe. He would ask Mr. Albemarle
about it. And then there was all that stuff about plastic values and
pure plasticity. He sighed. It was all very difficult. A chap might be
as willing and eager to make good as he liked; but when it came to this
about atmosphere and intense passages and plasticity—well, really, what
could a chap do? Make a note of it. It was the only thing.
In Mr. Albemarle’s private room Casimir Lypiatt thumped the table.
“Size, Mr. Albemarle,” he was saying, “size and vehemence and spiritual
significance—that’s what the old fellows had, and we haven’t....” He
gesticulated as he talked, his face worked and his green eyes, set in
their dark, charred orbits, were full of a troubled light. The forehead
was precipitous, the nose long and sharp; in the bony and almost
fleshless face, the lips of the wide mouth were surprisingly full.
“Precisely, precisely,” said Mr. Albemarle in his juicy voice. He was a
round, smooth, little man with a head like an egg; he spoke, he moved
with a certain pomp, a butlerish gravity, that were evidently meant to
be ducal.
“That’s what I’ve set myself to recapture,” Lypiatt went on: “the size,
the masterfulness of the masters.” He felt a warmth running through him
as he spoke, flushing his cheeks, pulsing hotly behind the eyes, as
though he had drunk a draught of some heartening red wine. His own words
elated him, and drunkenly gesticulating, he was as though drunken. The
greatness of the masters—he felt it in him. He knew his own power, he
knew, he knew. He could do all that they had done. Nothing was beyond
his strength.
Egg-headed Albemarle confronted him, impeccably the butler,
exacerbatingly serene. Albemarle too should be fired. He struck the
table once more, he broke out again:
“It’s been my mission,” he shouted, “all these years.”
All these years.... Time had worn the hair from his temples; the high,
steep forehead seemed higher than it really was. He was forty now; the
turbulent young Lypiatt who had once declared that no man could do
anything worth doing after he was thirty, was forty now. But in these
fiery moments he could forget the years, he could forget the
disappointments, the unsold pictures, the bad reviews. “My mission,” he
repeated; “and by God! I feel, I know I can carry it through.”
Warmly the blood pulsed behind his eyes.
“Quite,” said Mr. Albemarle, nodding the egg. “Quite.”
“And how small the scale is nowadays!” Lypiatt went on, rhapsodically.
“How trivial the conception, how limited the scope! You see no
painter-sculptor-poets, like Michelangelo; no scientist-artists, like
Leonardo; no mathematician-courtiers, like Boscovitch; no
impresario-musicians, like Handel; no geniuses of all trades, like Wren.
I have set myself against this abject specialization of ours. I stand
alone, opposing it with my example.” Lypiatt raised his hand. Like the
statue of Liberty, standing colossal and alone.
“Nevertheless,” began Mr. Albemarle.
“Painter, poet, musician,” cried Lypiatt. “I am all three. I....”
“... there is a danger of—how shall I put it—dissipating one’s
energies,” Mr. Albemarle went on with determination. Discreetly, he
looked at his watch. This conversation, he thought, seemed to be
prolonging itself unnecessarily.
“There is a greater danger in letting them stagnate and atrophy,”
Lypiatt retorted. “Let me give you my experience.” Vehemently, he gave
it.
Out in the gallery, among the boats, the views of the Grand Canal, and
the Firth of Forth, Gumbril placidly ruminated. Poor old Lypiatt, he was
thinking. Dear old Lypiatt, even, in spite of his fantastic egotism.
Such a bad painter, such a bombinating poet, such a loud emotional
improviser on the piano! And going on like this, year after year,
pegging away at the same old things—always badly! And always without a
penny, always living in the most hideous squalor! Magnificent and
pathetic old Lypiatt!
A door suddenly opened and a loud, unsteady voice, now deep and harsh,
now breaking to shrillness, exploded into the gallery.
“... like a Veronese,” it was saying; “enormous, vehement, a great
swirling composition” (‘swirling composition’—mentally, the young
assistant made a note of that), “but much more serious, of course, much
more spiritually significant, much more——”
“Lypiatt!” Gumbril had risen from his chair, had turned, had advanced,
holding out his hand.
“Why, it’s Gumbril. Good Lord!” and Lypiatt seized the proffered hand
with an excruciating cordiality. He seemed to be in exuberantly good
spirits. “We’re settling about my show, Mr. Albemarle and I,” he
explained. “You know Gumbril, Mr. Albemarle?”
“Pleased to meet you,” said Mr. Albemarle. “Our friend, Mr. Lypiatt,” he
added richly, “has the true artistic temp——”
“It’s going to be magnificent.” Lypiatt could not wait till Mr.
Albemarle had finished speaking. He gave Gumbril a heroic blow on the
shoulder.
“... artistic temperament, as I was saying,” pursued Mr. Albemarle. “He
is altogether too impatient and enthusiastic for us poor people ...” a
ducal smile of condescension accompanied this graceful act of
self-abasement ... “who move in the prosaic, practical, workaday world.”
Lypiatt laughed, a loud, discordant peal. He didn’t seem to mind being
accused of having an artistic temperament; he seemed, indeed, to enjoy
it, if anything. “Fire and water,” he said aphoristically, “brought
together, beget steam. Mr. Albemarle and I go driving along like a steam
engine. Psh, psh!” He worked his arms like a pair of alternate pistons.
He laughed; but Mr. Albemarle only coldly and courteously smiled. “I was
just telling Mr. Albemarle about the great Crucifixion I’ve just been
doing. It’s as big and headlong as a Veronese, but much more serious,
more....”
Behind them the little assistant was expounding to a new visitor the
beauties of the etchings. “Very intense,” he was saying, “the feeling in
this passage.” The shadow, indeed, clung with an insistent affection
round the stern of the boat. “And what